Matt gave me very bad ideas.

But don't all high schoolers want to end the year with a bang?

CherryBomb: Ugh, and soon the dulcet sounds of high schoolers arriving at Franklin will waft through my window and I'll be tempted to turn the hose on them all
invisshadow: Why don't you then?
CherryBomb: Hmmm... I so totally could
CherryBomb: but last time I did anything to the high schoolers, I got told to stay off the property
CherryBomb: which is kinda dumb, 'cause their track feild is my goddamned front yard!
invisshadow: But... if you're on your property with a really big squirt gun...
CherryBomb: hehehe
CherryBomb: true
CherryBomb: There's a fence separating the feild from our yard... thing. And of course there's a hole in the fence that kids try to skip school through
CherryBomb: So one day I sat up in my room throwing rocks at them from my bedroom window and screaming at them to get the fuck back to school
invisshadow: I would so put razor wire around that.
CherryBomb: oooo
CherryBomb: You have the best ideas
invisshadow: Because technically, that's breaking and entering.
CherryBomb: It really sucks when they just come up and lean against the fence. They're still on school property and not on ours, but they're still THERE
invisshadow: And as American citizen (motto: We are RIGHT, dammit!) you can defend your house and home in whatever means necessary.
CherryBomb: And if a catapult filled with pudding filled balloons is the means, then that's the means
invisshadow: Pudding? No, don't waste pudding on them.
invisshadow: Slightly warmed KY Jelly or something like that.
CherryBomb: oooo
invisshadow: Can you imagine cleaning that off yourself?
CherryBomb: HA!
CherryBomb: Going back to school with that on you
CherryBomb: hehehe
invisshadow: Your mom is going to kill me, isn't she?
CherryBomb: All depends on if she can get the information out of me through torturing
invisshadow: She made you add me because she thought I'd be a good influence on you. And here I am telling you to launch KY bombs on the high school.
CherryBomb: Although, if she cuts off my internet usage, I'm giving your ass up

I'm also a very good friend and secret keeper. Hehehehe.

OH LOOK! I AM STILL AWAKE! AND HOPPED UP ON COFFEE!